“The art of the story, a casualty of the era of Internet fixation, is a thing of beauty in Bill Heavey’s voice.” —San Francisco Chronicle

“Bill Heavey’s writing is funny, moving, acerbic and, best of all, always alert to the absurdities of life.” —Patrick F. McManus, author of Kerplunk!

“Bill Heavey is my favorite writer. When I die, I want him to gut me, stuff me, and deliver my eulogy for one good last laugh.” —Ted Nugent